"I had a really odd dream about you last night. You were getting ready
to run a marathon, and you kept on trying to convince me to run with
you. I've been sick the past week or so, meaning I've been out of
commission, and I said something like, "But I can only do a
half-marathon! By the time I finish the 13 miles, you'll already be
finished with the entire marathon route." And then afterwards, I
think we tried to find a hole-in-the-wall restaurant in a residential
area to go eat ramen. Unfortunately I woke up before we could sample
the ramen. The end."

pretty awesome, huh?